American Ninja Warrior is the weirdest gay porn I have ever seen.

American Ninja Warrior is the weirdest gay porn I have ever seen.

American Ninja Warrior is the weirdest gay porn I have ever seen.

I’m not into strangers on the street telling me to smile. If you want me to smile, give me your money.

I really need to stop going to the grocery store when I’m hungry. Good god, man.

Happy birthday CTT!  - @TheDandyWarhols Forever!

Happy birthday CTT! - @TheDandyWarhols Forever!

This time last year we were performing at Webster Hall.  I miss you, New York!  We’ll see you again soon.

This time last year we were performing at Webster Hall. I miss you, New York! We’ll see you again soon.

If someone were filming a documentary about my process in making this new record we’ve been working on, so far it would just be a bunch of scenes of me crying in my underwear and eating things.

Friday night selfies!

Friday night selfies!

Thursday afternoon = Unsolicited love tweets from Wynonna Judd.  

:-)

Thursday afternoon = Unsolicited love tweets from Wynonna Judd.

:-)

#ThrowbackThursday - 1979:  I’ve been rocking this same “I Love Daddy” tank top for the past 34 years.  It still fits!

#ThrowbackThursday - 1979: I’ve been rocking this same “I Love Daddy” tank top for the past 34 years. It still fits!