American Ninja Warrior is the weirdest gay porn I have ever seen.
I’m not into strangers on the street telling me to smile. If you want me to smile, give me your money.
This time last year we were performing at Webster Hall. I miss you, New York! We’ll see you again soon.
If someone were filming a documentary about my process in making this new record we’ve been working on, so far it would just be a bunch of scenes of me crying in my underwear and eating things.