Awwww, here is my friend Emily being encouraging to her fellow Project Runway contestants on this week’s episode.  

So far this season she looks flawless, has been creating flawless garments, and (true to form) is being a total sweetheart.

Team Leathertongue!

:-)

Awwww, here is my friend Emily being encouraging to her fellow Project Runway contestants on this week’s episode.

So far this season she looks flawless, has been creating flawless garments, and (true to form) is being a total sweetheart.

Team Leathertongue!

:-)

This Bear Grylls/Zac Efron survival show would be so much better if they were nude.

#ThrowbackThursday‬ - Sharing a trailer with the incredible Frenchie Davis on tour (2010)

#ThrowbackThursday‬ - Sharing a trailer with the incredible Frenchie Davis on tour (2010)

LOUD FACE.

LOUD FACE.

The nightly news is saying the phrase “Ebola Virus” way more frequently than I’m comfortable with. Where can I get a hazmat suit in fuchsia?

Fun to have @MiniatureTigers at @QCenter today before their Portland show tonight!  What’s not to love about a gaggle of talented, attractive do-gooders?

Fun to have @MiniatureTigers at @QCenter today before their Portland show tonight! What’s not to love about a gaggle of talented, attractive do-gooders?

Oh haaaaaay!  Verified on Vine now, too.  I promise to be just as boring on there as I am on here, so follow me!

Oh haaaaaay! Verified on Vine now, too. I promise to be just as boring on there as I am on here, so follow me!

If I were trying to explain what being an adult is like to a child, I would say “It’s expensive, all your hair falls out, and you have to stop eating so many hot dogs or you die” and just leave it at that.

Side pony.

Side pony.

Let’s start a secret occult society where we dress up like this and make music videos!